nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT

(Source: porcupet)






officialunitedstates:

I wish the kermit meme lasted longer but thats not my concern

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officialunitedstates:

the year is 2022.  government surveillance is at an all time high.  in an effort to keep a minimum degree of privacy, everyone starts using typewriters again.  typewriter sales go through the roof and i make a fortune because i invested heavily in typewriter stock in 2021



Anonymous asked:
If you really believe that a majority of people wouldn't vote to steal a bike at some point in time, then you obviously don't know people very well. People are bloodthirsty and ruthless.

officialunitedstates:

ok mrs ruthless vampire maybe watch a little less game of thrones and a little more pbs





(Source: sitcomfamily)



waluiqi:

420yearold:

waluiqi:

waluiqi:

hey guys wanna see a pic of me when i was 11

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who’s that kid beside you in the picture?

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(Source: waluiqi)



angeloespinosas:

"frozen is the best disney movie because it’s the only one that doesn’t concentrate on romantic love"

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Treasure planet was the best



officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice



inspirationalstanfordtree:

photosynthesize your worries into strength

inspirationalstanfordtree:

photosynthesize your worries into strength




hotcheetoprincess:

I’ve been waiting all year for this vine

(Source: modelingschool)




(Source: sizvideos)






smokii:

fuckin legendary

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  • me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr